Stephen Colbert: Ignites an Olympics-Related Firestorm Only
Understood in the East-West Corridor of Diplomacy
Chinada Complicit & Loyal Malfeasants are "IceHoles"
© 2009 Brad Kempo B.A. LL.B.
Barrister & Solicitor
He’s at it again – this time taking aim at something he knew would get national attention: the Olympics. This is an extension of his show’s diplomacy beginning in early 2006; and only those who are privy to the motivator behind it will see it for what it is, namely more pressure on the country’s status quo protecting ‘establishment’ seeking to protect what trans-generational corruption and Chinese de facto governance and militarization produced.
Stephen, a 2009 Geo Uber-Achievement Award recipient, has been a very vocal coalition partner (1, 2) since his show premiered in late 2005 just as the diplomacy was entering its full-court-press phase; having left ‘The Daily Show’ where he worked hand-in-glove since 2004 with Jon Stewart to put the Chinada High Command on notice it was going to be nothing but history dust in due course. His diplomacy became exceptionally coercive in the early spring of 2007 when he geo-scripted death penalty threats in a two-part initiative* involving the country’s national sport: hockey.
* See the chapter documenting ‘The Colbert Report’ diplomacy, entitled How Coalition Partners Celebrated the Third Anniversary of President Bush’s Zero Tolerance Foreign Policy on Human Experimentation, dated March 20, 2007
On November fifth, he delivered a manufactured a complaint against the Vancouver Olympic Committee, VanOC, falsely claiming those managing Dogville-situate games’ ice oval are depriving U.S. athletes of their share of practice time. This is the first of what will be many more salvoes of condemnation as the 2010 event approaches.
CBC, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, produced a 2 minute 30 second video news item (compensation ratifier) on Stephen’s diplomacy – the first of several lexiconic embeds in the website posted story.
His outrage was delivered attired in Canadian prison certainty. He pulled out his “On Notice” board – a running joke about those people, events and circumstances he finds objectionable; placing the sign “Canadian Iceholes” in the coalition identifying third slot.
Here's a previous example of the notice board in action; this one identifying Toronto in the fifth slot, directing attention to how those at the epi-center of Canada's economy – a constituent of the Toronto-Montreal-Ottawa-(Beijing) trangle of power and wealth – are Security of Information Act culpable and liable to the Custodian Chief Executive.
Colbert's attack on Olympic ice access brushed off
CBC.com
November 9, 2009
Vancouver Olympic officials are defending themselves after an attack by U.S. comedian Stephen Colbert, who accused Canadians of cheating by preventing U.S. athletes from getting enough ice time on the Richmond, B.C., speedskating oval. [...] On Thursday's show, Colbert turned his attention to the team's access to the Canadian ice.
Those syrup suckers won't let us practice at their Olympic venues.… At the Salt Lake Games, we let the Canadian luge team take 100 practice runs ... and you know how Mormons feel about two men lying down on each other," said the tongue-in-cheek night talk-show host.
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Tonight I'm calling on Saskatche-whiners to unclench their frosty sphincters and let Americans on to their oval," said Colbert, who was apparently unaware that the Olympics were being held in Vancouver, not Saskatchewan.
During the show, Colbert also held up a sign saying "Canadian ice-holes," and claimed the Canadian national anthem was the theme song Quebec singer Céline Dion performed for the Titanic movie.
And how did producers at the Canadian government owned and operated national broadcaster respond? The Chinada complicit and loyal produced a news item that said they are good at ignoring coalition condemnation and threats and used a child as a diplomacy billboard. Producers edited-in the little girl skating in a horizontally striped pink sweater to create all three prime lexiconic numbers – a coalition identifier, compensation ratifier and China identifier as the reporter states to conclude:
[T]he thing about Canadians: we may not be quite as vocal in our patriotism as Americans. [2:16: clip] But we are pretty good at letting things slide.
